I crossed Border into da United States I sang I want to live in America then I had a turban on I walked untill I came upon a forign object it was big i came upon a foriegn noo-dle! and leaf i played my traditonal music too when I came inside I ate a foriegn twink-e! it gave me con-ti-pa-tion! i was rolling on the ground in con-ti-pa-tion! i wanted to go back to Packinstan so I opened up the phone-book! and my travel agent i said home was too boring Ant-ar-tica! too cold so I decided I will go to Dutch-Land!!!!!!!! or maybe Amish-Country!!!! i will decide i will keep you in-for-ma-ted got-it!?